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My Unsent Letter To The NHS

Dear NHS,

Just wanted to say that what with the under staffing, outrageous working hours, the massive lack of resources and the huge amount of red tape involved in even giving a kid 4 stitches, I think you do a great job. I think it’s a miracle you manage to get anything done under these clueless Tory dickholes.

You know what NHS, we all make mistakes sometimes. So what? You got high and gave Shrek’s girlfriend a tit job. I ain’t gonna look you in the eye and say “I never got stoned tried to eat 15 cigarettes.” We’ve all got high and done crazy shit. Hell, I’m pretty sure I tried to put the moves on Shrek’s girlfriend once. Pre-tit job. S’all good, baby.

I also have no idea where people get all these stories about you denying children cancer treatment from. They all sound like complete bullshit so I’m gonna go ahead and guess it’s from the Daily Mail. Fuck those guys.


Keep up the good work and don’t let the man (or the morons) get you down.


Peace and fucking,

Liam

This guy.

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